Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 11, 2004
Transcript:
"What is this made of, rice? As you know, I'm very religious, and my religion forbids me to eat rice." "You always eat rice cat food." "Robert.. I'm trying to change my heathen ways... would you have my soul condemned over RICE?" "If you're that into your religion, shouldn't you give your Christmas presents back?" "No, no, we observe all gift-giving holidays." "And what is the name of this anti-rice religion?" "Uh... it's uh.. on my mind just went blank.. oh you know, that pro-tuna religion.. I'm a..." "Hypocrite?" "Yes. Thank you, that sounds right." "Pro tuna... anti-rice... religion is tearing our family apart."
It always has that effect, Satch.