Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 01, 2004

Transcript:

"We need this new can opener." "You have a can opener." "No, see, this is the latest in domestic opener technology." "How could it possibly be different from a normal can opener?" "It automatically senses the can type and diameter and adjusts itself for optimal opening speed and force to minimize false punctures." "Most of your cans are pop-top, dude." "It's also internet capable. It's really quite spectacular."