Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 26, 2004
Transcript:
"Welcome to technical support. My name is AFU. how may I help you?" "Thank god, I've been on hold for hours. I-" "Sir, I'm going to have to transfer you. Thank you, and call again!" "What? No, no, i haven't even told you my problem!" "Please hold." "Click" "And that, my friend is how you make problems go away." "Excellent Simpsons reference, Bob." "Cubs"
I have an idea on how to get revenge on the tech support people. Phone up Microsoft support. When they ask for your operating system, say Windows 95. After they’re done laughing at you, say that it wouldn’t work with WiFi or connect to Windows Update. They’d be confused about why you were trying to connect Windows 95 with WiFi. And then they’d try to answer and you hang up on them right after laughing.