Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 26, 2004

Transcript:

"15 minutes? Great, thanks." "You ordered a pizza? Did you get monkey on it?" "And where do you suggest Antonio's gets monkey? The vast monkey plantations of Mississippi? Monkey traps off the coast of Maine? Or maybe from Wyoming, where rugged monkeyboys drive the monkey herds to town..." "Robert, this country is infested with monkeys! Wild monkeys, stray monkeys, feral monkeys emerging nightly from sewers and terrorizing the children..." "There are no sewer monkeys, Bucky." "I hate to burst the bubble of your monkey-free utopia, Rob, but it's a well known fact that when pet monkeys get too violent, people flush 'em." "Dude, you can't eat monkeys. You can't flush monkeys." "What are you, the S.P.C. Monkey all of a sudden?" "No, I'm s-a-n-e." "What, stupid and against normal eating?" "Could we get half onion, half monkey?"