Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 05, 2006
Transcript:
"What are you so mad about? So Satchel ate a chunk of cheese off your statue...You put him into a cage match with three Mafia dogs!" "Hey, gambling debts are just money. That cheese was art." "You care about cheese sculpture all of a sudden?" "You laugh, but this is how Nazi Germany started, you know!" "A dog eating a cheese cat started Nazi Germany?" "Maybe it toppled Rome...I'm sure it did something uncool."
Actually, that’s not all that far from the truth. Hitler tried to become an artist but was rejected. Some historians believe that rejection is what pushed him over the edge.
Of course another inch to the left and that shell that injured him in world war 1 would have taken him out instead of merely making it next to impossible for him to reproduce.