Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 20, 2006

Transcript:

"You see, the media wants you to believe Harry Potter books are real, but don't be fooled." "So you're breaking the story that magic doesn't exist?" "What? No, magic exists. I saw a thing on TV. But trains?...Owls?...England? Nice try. I'm not buyin' it." "Are you saying that England doesn't exist?" "It's far too silly a place to be real." "How do you even stand up? How do you not just keel over twitching?" "I eat a lot of bugs for protein."