Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 20, 2007
Transcript:
"What's with the limp?" "I stubbed my toe on that cool solar light in the yard." Peta "Tripping over the light fantastic, eh?" "My new P.E.T.A. hat is kinda big. I can't see where I'm going." "How ironic. Injured by P.E.T.A...Even the flea huggers hate you." "I will ignore that. You know why? Because the act of wearing this hat enters me into an implied contract: No animals will be harmed in the presence of this hat." "Yeah. How'd that work out for ya?" "Maybe it's just nature's way of trying to tell you it's time to head into the woods and check out with some dignity. This whole survival of the fittest thing has always been a bit over your head, big guy." "Hold my P.E.T.A. hat for me, Rob. I got me somethin' unethical to do."
NO animals will be harmed… unless they are in a P.E.T.A. kill shelter.