Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 04, 2008
Transcript:
"good morning ladies." "I'm not a lady." "Well. I'm a writer. It's my job to label things. I deem thee 'lady.'" "Well I...Hm. That really doesn't-" "Furthermore, I know decree this a wombank." "...What, the chair?" "No one's callin' 'em chairs anymore. Satchel." "I mean the...The wombank." "Movin' too slow. Now it's caleld a leftypoo gramma."
Unfortunately, a lot of modern writing does seem to be based entirely upon slapping new names on familiar objects. Apparently, that equals “genius” (or whatever the correct word is now).