Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 03, 2008
Transcript:
Rob: Man, I'm tired. I can't do any more work tonight. Bucky: You can sign up for my new game show "stump the monkey" after Satchel, then. Satchel: "Stump"? Why? What happened to him? Bucky: Who? Satchel: Stump... The monkey. Why is he called stump? Bucky: ...That's not his name, it's a title. Satchel: Shouldn't it just be stump monkey, then? Like Duke Monkey. Rob: Satchel, he means its a quiz show. You try to stump a monkey with questions. Satchel: oh. Bucky: Uh, no, you see how many times you can hit a monkey with a branch before it breaks... Into a stump. Satchel: That's awful! It doesn't talk about that here! "Welcome to a new monkey-based game show-" Bucky: No, no, "Monkey-Bashed," it says. Satchel: Hm. Well. Shouldn't it be "Monkey the Stump," then? Rob: You know, I'm gonna give that report another shot.