Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 02, 2009

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Bucky says, "So, Rob? Have you heard the new rumor goin' around?" Satchel says, "What?s it about? Do I know it?" Bucky says, "Turns out Satchel isn't actually a dog, but a guinea pig with a thyroid disorder and a botched face lift." Satchel says, "Who said that?!" Rob says, "Oh, my head..." Satchel says, "My father was a guide dog!" Bucky says, "That sounds like a non-denial denial to me..." Satchel says, "Oh, it's denied! It's denied like a bank of ponzi credit card!" Rob says, "Bucky...That's the dumbest thing you've said since you told Satchel that 'Religious fighting' meant 'Jew Jitsu.'" Bucky says, "Well, there's no smoke without fire, pal!" Satchel says, "It's your burning pants! Liar!"