Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 16, 2010

Transcript:

Satchel says, "Why isn't my movie about a kid with white makeup on, walking on all fours like a crab scary?" Bucky says, "See, if you're going to write a conventional movie, I hate to say it, but you're gonna have to add a few people screeching like birds in it." Satchel says, "Why?" Bucky says, "Well, you see a guy crawlin' on all fours, you figure he threw his back out like Rob. You see a pale-faced kid creepin' around, you think swine flu." Bucky says, "But if you ask some dude on the street for the time and he screeches like a bird, you're covering your wallet." Satchel says, "Mm-hm. Mm-hm."