Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 17, 2010

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Rob says, "So you want to be the next Stephen King, do you? You realize he's a Red Sox fan? How does that sit with your Yankee brain?" Bucky says, "Well, it's professional curiosity, isn't it? He's a fan of the evil and macabre." Bucky says, "Just as Jonas Salk was a 'fan' of polio. I'm sure Stephen King studies Red Sox nation in the same way a child studies a drowning insect." Bucky says, "I mean I've see Sox games on TV, their fans drool on themselves and button their shirts wrong. Theyr'e freaks." Rob says, "Allllll righty, then." Bucky says, "Well, you're a Sox fan, when was the last time you had a date with an actual-" Rob says, "You made your point."