Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 02, 2010

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Bucky says, "Is that Satchel's medical chart?" Rob says, "No, it's the skeleton of a creature some people call the 'missing link.'" Bucky says, "Well, link found. That's the spitting-- nay, drooling-- image of our very own cave dog." Rob says, "Satchel isn't the missing link between humans and lower hominids, Bucky." Bucky says, "Right. He's not missing at all, just stupid and lost. He's really just more of a bewildered link." Bucky says, "He is the sickly branch on your evolutionary tree, hidden in the shade and getting clipped by delivery trucks." Rob says, "You don't believe in evolution." Bucky says, "Well, you never told me all you monkey freaks were related to dogs! It all fits now!" Bucky says, "You'll have to come up with some monkey-type name for dogs now... houndo sapien? Fleanderthal?" Bucky says, "No, he's more 'monkey' than 'human,' isn't he? Stunkey? O-wrong-utan? Bad boon?" Rob says, "Ignore him."