Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 13, 2010
Transcript:
Satchel says, "What does a group of vampires travel in?" Bucky says, "Is this a riddle? A taxidermy cab? A sport utility hearse?" Bucky says, "If you were ahead of a vampire in traffic, would it look like there was no one driving the car in your rearview mirror?" Bucky says, "Do vampire rearview mirrors all say 'objects in mirror may or may not appear' on them?" Satchel says, "No, I mean what is a group of them called? Like a 'pod' of whales..." Bucky says, "Who cares. I want to know why they're so freaked out by garlic. Seems like nougat or a good taffy is more likely to neutralize 'em."