Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 16, 2010
Transcript:
Rob says, "Why is the toilet filled up with frozen garlic bread?" Bucky says, "I didn't do it, go ask Satchel." Rob says, "You know what? Even if Satchel did do it, it was based on some nonsense you told him, so just tell me what you told him." Bucky says, "Well, I assume your dog clogged the toilet with garlic bread to deter the vampires that live in the sewer." Rob says, "...Just when I thought there were some sentences too weird to ever be uttered..." Bucky says, "Mind you, garlic bread in the toilet is useless until you fill the sink with bruschetta."
Toilet … garlic bread … vampires … sewer … Indeed, that list is pretty out there, Bucky.
Made me chuckle.