Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 30, 2010
Transcript:
Rob says, "China didn't need to build a wall to keep out muppets, Bucky." Bucky says, "No, they had to. Once the muppets swept down from Siberia into Mongolia, the land gave them natural cover. The Chinese couldn't even see them." Rob says, "How? There's no trees or anything there." Bucky says, "Exactly. Rolling, fuzzy land as far as the eye can see. That entire country is upholstered in green muppet." Bucky says, "They are of the land. They are one with the very bedrock." Rob says, "Sometimes I think you're one with rocks, yourself." Bucky says, "In fact, the Chinese character for green spray paint also translates as muppet camouflage."
No, rob, rocks are smarter