Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 05, 2011
Transcript:
Bucky: 4 o'clcok, pinkish. I believe I sense some impending snackage. Rob: That's not a word, Bucky. Bucky: With all due disrespect, if I said it's a word. My talking websterizes wordage automatically. Rob: So if I look up "snackage" or "websterize" in a dictionary, they're there? Bucky: I don't know, but if you look up "shaved monkey" in the buckypedia, you'll... Hey! Don't pat me! Rob: I'm not patting you, I'm feeling your head to see if thinking overheats your processor.
Bucky is not alone. A certain segment of people make up their own words to use as an offensive weapon. While we should welcome creative fluidity in evolving language, the dumbing down of verbiage, continues led by the moronic.