Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 25, 2011
Transcript:
Bucky: Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?! Satchel: I'm painting, my brush fell under the ladder. Bucky: Well don't go crawling under it! Going under a ladder is bad luck! Satchel: Bad luck? Bucky: Like breaking a mirror or opening an umbrella indoors! I live with you! Don't turn me into some kind of cosmic collateral damage! Satchel: Oh, my, so we're dooming Mrs. Chu as she walks around downstairs! Bucky: Huh? Satchel: What happens when there's a ladder on top of a sky scrapper? Is everybody below it unlucky? That seems a tad unfair. Oh! What about that time Rob cracked his sunglasses?! They're not mirrors but they're mirror coated! Bucky: Well, in such a case, uhh... Satchel: And your black cat buddies have walked all over this place! What's the statue of limitations on path crossing?! Ok, no, I would classify this as a bit of bad karma for you.
Bucky, as someone who has observed cats mauled by large dogs I would like to suggest something to you. Shut up and hug satchel.