Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 19, 2012
Transcript:
Satchel: You know what might cheer you up? Doing something nice for someone who needs it. How about monkeys? Bucky: How 'bout a monkey slap reach project to batter them? I could do that. Satchel: Hm. You're not exactly gonna get funding for that. Bucky: Oh, I'd donate my time for that.
But there’s only enough energy to slap 2, 3 monkeys, tops. Rather than “assault and battery” against the monkeys, it would be more profitable to “salt the monkey batteries”.