Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 01, 2012
January 31, 2012
February 02, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: Who and what are you? Muttly: I.Q. Muttly. I'm a dog. Bucky: I've never seen a dog like you... You're not an actual breed are you? Muttly: No, my DNA is drawn from a vast pool of canine strains, thereby minimizing my chances of being afflicted with any of the congenital problems associated with inbreeding. Bucky: Such as? Muttly: Well, say crossed eyes, E.G.
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Isn’t it a pleasure to unloose a smart person on a jerk and watch them do it? I once had a friend who was very high-level chess player…I had started chess and was playing a local bragging champ at a coffee house…and he beat me often.I’d been teaching my friend martial arts…so one day at the coffee house aforesaid champ wanted to play me…I wanted to talk to a girl instead, and my bud said he’d play the guy. I was grateful. He was back in ten minutes… I asked him if he was going to play the guy…and he said, “We played and I beat him three times…” Wow. Love! loudmouth chess champ wouldn’t even TALK to me for a year…and by that time I could handle him pretty well myself.
Look out, Bucky. You ARE in the kill zone.