Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 07, 2012
April 06, 2012
April 08, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: I have compiled an official list for the objective judgification of what makes a gift good. One: The gift must be dead-fish-based. Satchel: Rob is a vegan. Bucky: There's more reasons to kill fish than just eating! Don't be so closed-minded! They're weird-lookin'... They breathe funny... Hey, I'll kill 'em for swimming too much. It's weird.
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At least 99% of the vegans that I have ever met chose that diet because of how they thought their body appeared to others. They use all kind of excuses why they are right; religion, violence against tasty animals, etc. Do these do-gooders think that all these animals will just create societies of their own? The main reason that there are so many animals is that we raise them for food – I believe that they live longer(on average) than they would in the wild, anyway.