Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 16, 2012
Transcript:
Satchel: Why is a fruit fly without a soul scarier to you than a traditional ghost? Bucky: A ghost is just fumes and bad lighting! You can beat up a ghost with a cheap box fan and a good ol' incandescent bulb. But some creeping, soulless automaton that doesn't care if you live or die is legitimately terrifying. Satchel: Fruit flies are tiny, Bucky! Bucky: Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry!
When a little house fly gets into my kitchen, I tell it it can live as long as it doesn’t bite me. I read somewhere that they only live one week, so what the hell!