Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 09, 2012

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Satchel: Are you gonna eat that? Bucky: What, the remote/ No. Knock yourself out. Satchel: Figured it was polite to ask. Bucky: So does that actually taste good? Satchel: Ha ha! Such a cat question! There's more to eating than taste, Bucky! The satisfying heft... The chewy buttons... The exciting crunch... Bucky: Nah, I don't chew for pleasure. To send a message? Sure. But for pleasure I scratch. Satchel: Hmm... Yeah... I never got the whole scratching thing. Bucky: Seriously? Aw, man, you're not truly living until you... ...Wait a minute... Idea...