Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 18, 2013

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Satchel: Why all the anti-ferret stuff all of a sudden? He didn't do anything to you... Bucky: Some things are just punchable on principle, Satchel. Did Harry Potter let Moldyvort take over Britishland? Did Han Solo let Greedo shoot first? Did Sigourney Weaver let the mutant lobster steal her space Winnebago? No! Ferrets are guilty of what is called original sin. Do you know what that is? Satchel: Yeah, yeah! I've seen that on tv! That's, like, when someone refinishes an old chair and ruins its value, right? Bucky: I don't think PBS is exposing you to good enough sin.