Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 02, 2013
Transcript:
Bucky: Ooo, a chunk-o-chick! Don't mind if I do! Satchel: Hey, that's my nugget! Bucky: So eat something else. Satchel: But I love chunk-o-chicks. Bucky: Satchel, if you love something, you must set it free. Satchel: Me giving you that nugget wouldn't be setting it free! And there's no saying that goes if you love something, let a cat eat it. Bucky: There is now, you just sayinged it! Satchel: That love saying is flawed. What if I loved a rabid grizzly bear? It would be wrong to set it free, surely! Bucky: But surely if you truly love the rabid bear, you forgive him of his atrocities. Satchel: Oh, forget it! Here! I"ll set it free! Bucky: Truly, you did love that nugget. Satchel: To be honest, I'm full, I ate nine of them already.
Satchel eating chicken? Hasn’t he made animal rights speeches before? I sense a contradiction.