Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 24, 2013
Transcript:
Satchel Pooch: Hey, Bucky! What's black and white and red all over? Bucky Katt: Newspaper. Heard it. Satchel Pooch: Nope! Siamese catsup! Bucky Katt: What the smack?! Stop throwing mustard all over me!!! It's mustard, Satchel. You're colorblind. Satchel Pooch: Uhhhhhh... oh wait! Bucky Katt: What the?! We're about to find out what's inside a hot dog. Satchel Pooch: Excellent I've already got the catsup and mustard.
People MAY put catsup on a hot dog, but people MAY also rob banks. That doesn’t make it right. (Personally I believe the height of hot dog quality is a Chicago Style Dog: all-beef wiener, poppy seed roll, mustard, raw onions, green relish, sliced tomato, dill pickle spears, pickled sport pepper, and a dash of celery salt. That’s good eating!)