Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 01, 2013
Transcript:
Bucky Katt: I'm going to Trevor Square cover for me if Rob asks where I am. Satchel Pooch: Oooo be careful. My pal Ira had his nose broken in four places there. When I go there I take one of those big, metal pipe things for safety, you know? They're like this long. Bucky Katt: So you're saying it's a rough neighborhood? Satchel Pooch: No, it's, like, uncandescent or whatever. Bucky Katt: What on earth are you talking about? And how do you break a tiny chilhuahua's nose in four places? Satchel Pooch: Let's see...on a sign post, on a mailbox, and on two different trees. Bucky Katt: Satchel, you're a moron. Satchel Pooch: Moron with a big, metal-oh! Flashlight!
Folks in my neighborhood walk with baseball bats and golf clubs to fend off the pitbulls that people let run wild. And coyotes, who ARE wild.