Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 05, 2014

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Satchel Pooch: Even if you don't like super-man, you have to admit he's a superhero. Bucky Katt: Let's break it down. Just what is Peter Parker bringing to this table? What do people do that spiders can't? What? Pay taxes? Wear underwear? No. Anything that's half human is whole loser. So why is there no man-spider? Let's see... High visibility pink. soft. bad breath but no venom. Requires climate control to live... man-spider would be the world's easiest-to-kill spider. Fact. There's nothing you can mix with a human that makes said human "super." Satchel Pooch: So...cat-woman? Bucky Katt: Well that's not a super human, that's a nerfed cat.