Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 04, 2014

I’l bring it, and toss it over your locked gate, baby!

Lock him in the closet, Rob. Seriously, dude. Getting in a battle of wits with a cat? He definitely needs to get out once in a while…..maybe socialize with humans or something.

Bucky put the whoop in the can of whup-ass.

I’m with Satch! But Poor Pinkish doesn’t even have the wits for fresh come backs! Bucky wins again!

Like my chihuahua: “If it weren’t for this fence, I’d come over there and kill you.”

What’s with the fuel economy joke? I was in Desert Shield just so the Texans and Saudis would not have to lower prices. Figure that out and you know more than Bucky does.

It’s like watching two snails have sex… They never get there.

Oh, I’ll can it like Del Monte cans green beans!

Absolutely! You beat me to it!Every time I look at it, I start laughing again.

wonderful expression

I had a Siamese who, like Bucky, was a master of Phase One of Cat-Fu, verbal abuse. He never had to fight because he would start talking trash from a block away. Other cats would just cross the street.

Feel the love.

Ha ha. Bucky knows vegetarians won’t fight.

Jo Clear, I was talking to my mom in her later years and she told me those were the exact words my Dad used when he proposed to her…I actually think it’s kinda romantic…sniff….

Hey, anybody up for some Texan, Saudi jokes? Gimme a minute…

Sometimes attitude is everything.My older kittie totally intimidates my younger despite being de-clawed (she was like that when I adopted her), half her weight and more than twice her age.But she’s sweet as can be to ME.

punaman, good one!

Were’s the throw down? Satch is right: put up or shut up.

Were’s the throw down? Satch is right: put up or shut up.

I’d like to take down safety standards to reduce weight and increase mileage. A mid 80s hatchback got 37 mpg highway. Today automakers act proud of 41 mpg highway. It’s all the extra weight. Imagine a modern clean burning fuel efficient engine in a car that was as light as a mid 80s car. 50 mpg? 60 mpg?

@ Cminuscomics&stories and Varnes:.This strip is about eight years old. Darby also has done a lot of obscure political jokes over the years..This was before the ’06 Democrat sweep, so a Fuel-Economy Legislation slam made sense.

This is the first time I’ve seen Rob get so worked up over Bucky’s antics. (I know this is 8 years old. I forget a lot.)

Anyone remember the video by an animal control officer – a weekly thing to adopt out friendly, loving, gentle cats & dogs. The cat was a very large ginger. On a leash. Who did not take kindly to the leash. And made his displeasure known by climbing up the gentleman’s legs – in full claw. And biting a very tender place….. not that Bucky would do such…but he is a cat and cats …….. Cats do what cats do.