Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 13, 2020

Dogs have a different digestive system. Satchel is perfectly safe. Unless Bucky put poison in the poisson.

Rob, you should supply Satch with the good stuff, you know, the better garbage from Jack-in-the-Box.

Please Satchel, keep eating from the “kill you” category!

Five MONTHS?!? In winter? How did you not find it sooner?

Pinkish pack a lunch this will take a while …..

So if it’s a “tall” trash can, there’s still more left.

Next time Satchel does that, Rob, take him to the vet to have his stomach pumped. A couple of those experiences should have him avoiding the garbage can … but then, this IS Satchel we’re talking about.

Satch-“Two Feet”- classic gotta love him.

The GF’s one way IMHO in that she’ll only eat egg yolks (says the whites make her gag), won’t touch certain other foods and vegs need to be skinned. Not that she has a girlish figure to watch. Whereas I’ll almost try anything like foreign restaurants and I say What doesn’t kill me makes me fatter. Which I ain’t.

Was employed in a medical clinic that served a population whose first language was not English. I got strange looks from people when I asked them “how long” they’d been sick. Finally dawned on me after a guy looked at me, shrugged, and held his hands apart a couple of inches. I then started asking “how many days?”

Something’s fishy,here ;~|

… like chocolate.