Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 28, 2022

Give up, Rob. Stick with Satchel and relax.

How many Lowe’s would Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?

How much ground could a groundhog grind, if a groundhog could grind ground?

Rob, if you value your sanity, STOP TALKING TO BUCKY!

The question “what else could go wrong?” though never goes unanswered.

“Who put the bomp in the bomp-she-bomp-she-bomp ?” (if you get this, you’re as seasoned as I am).

Who wrote the book of love?

“A woodchuck would chuck all he could if a woodchuck would chuck wood”!

Hot enough for you? It’s only WARM for me"! Old radio saying!

How much is that doggie in the window?

If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day in a half,

how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a pickle?

Why is Madison Square Garden round?

Then there are un-great (and hence unanswered) questions.

WHY …?

How about “Had enough?”? Bucky needs to get into some kind of new trouble next week. :)

It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.

Bucky is denser than a black hole.

What kind of twit, tweets on twitter?

Bucky is scary when he has a point.

Who put the overalls in Mrs. Murphy’s chowder?

What dries when it gets wet? A towel!

Old one “Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway”?

What goes up the chimney down but not down the chimney up?

Bucky apparently has a start button, but not a stop button.

Ugh Bucky is so stupid……….

Who’s buried in Grant’s Tomb? Nobody his crypt is not underground!