Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 22, 2023

Rob would not know how to cook a steak, let alone buy one,

Satchel is making him lunch? What a good dog!

But Satch is gonna make you a salad, Bucky.

Oh yeah, Rob is the tolerant and understanding one alright. He responds to a legit question with, “You idiot”. It’s okay if he bad mouths someone, but woe unto his poor inquirer if he did the same. Double standards at their worst.

Rob might not eat meat, but cats do.

Satch should think about making Bucky for lunch……“The other white meat!”

Actually, when I read the ingredients listed on the packages of “food” I’m trying to decide to buy or not, I’m stunned the “food” manufacturers agree to put them where folks can see them.

How many folks would not have started smoking cigarettes and died an early death it tobacco companies listed their cigarette ingredients like the “food” manufacturers?

I can see it now. A swarm of vegans with machetes descending on a herd of cows.

I just love this strip.

Rob can be a vegan. Bucky, biologically can not. Give him some meat.

“I’m a vegetarian. Not because I love animals, but because I hate plants and want to kill them.”

A. Whitney Brown

Bucky, GO CATCH A GOPHER!!!

Bucky being his annoying self asking Who can you kill? The answer is right in front you.

Watch your back Rob, and sleep with one eye open, cats have been known to eat their owners if they’re hungry enough.

Don’t think Pinkie cud kill a ruminant … gnawww …!

Ugh……

This one has me laughing out loud! Don’t kill Satch!