Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 10, 2023

Is Satchel running floss between those bones? Looks like he’s flossing.

Satchel in panel #4: now there’s a real portrait of a genius…..

AAAAANNNNNNd here comes another hollywood bomb, 3 more bomb sequels, never ending commercials for the bombs, and tons of chinese crap clogging the shelves of local stores, as they quit carrying stuff we need, or actually want, to push the bombs on us.

The sequel is even shorter. Everyone gets ghosted.

In Buckt’s story, Dave did not have a ghost of a chance anyway!

So what killed the guy in Bucky’s story?

I know it hurts, but keep thinking, Satch. You are on to something.

Pulitzer material it ain’t.

: D

Liner notes are a bit longer in Bucky’s world.

Stephen King has nothing to worry about……

Hauntingly longer

The only interesting take away from today’s strip is figuring out what the hell’s in Satchel Pooch’s mouth…

This brings to mind the Genesis song “Home by the Sea”, though that has a lot more to it than Bucky’s story.

And then Dave was a zom—oops, wrong bad story.

Boredom.

Satchel in the 4th panel, with the rubber bone in his mouth. Great Idea Darby. Love it!

Even at one paragraph, Bucky’s stories are too long.