Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 14, 2024

Um, it’s not if he sinks or floats … it’s if he survives, he’s a witch, and if he drowns, he;s not. And the survivors then got burned at the stake.

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar- You gonna’ tell me that’s just a COINCIDENCE??

Bucky doth waxeth Shakespeare!!! (grave matter)

“Silence!” – Bucky seems to be channeling Achmed the dead terrorist . . .

Bucky has very little “grey matter”!

English Bulldog?

A grave matter……witches……darb, have you looked at a calendar lately ??

Turn on the vacuum cleaner and let it run for a while. It may be clogged with hairballs.

Well, Satchel, unless that’s a very deep bathtub, you won’t sink since you’ll already be sitting on the bottom, so this is one test you can’t fail!

Why is Pinkish letting this farce continue? Shades of Monty Python.

One thing you can always count on Bucky for is coming up with sentences that nobody would ever believe need to be uttered.

It appears that Rob is preventing the dunking for now (last panel).

I am LOLing!!!!!!!

Me: He turned me into a newt

Also Me: I got better

It takes two mice to screw in a lightbulb. But, darned if I know how they got in there.

So I guess the joke was “How many paranoids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” “Who wants to know?”.

Add a plank and have you walk it Bucky.