Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 10, 2012

Something of a moronic comment there. What, you think that every mother of a teenage boy is a supermodel?

Did I miss something? Who’s Tim?

Confidentially, Tim, when did we beam up aboard this space craft?

Tim Tebow. He’s here to lend some spiritual assistance.

Tim Summers, another recent tat brat. Confidentially Tim, have you seen MY KIDS?

And while I’m here, can I check into a home equity line of credit? I haven’t seen Mimi and the kids much lately, and the credit card bills are getting out of hand.

Lureman is dead on correct. And Morgil, yes, every Mom in MILFord is supposed to be a supermodel.

The family problems go deeper than we thought, as it appears Mr. Bowen enjoys dressing up and pretending to be Mrs. Bowen.

Lureman: And yet I would still hit it…

Throp once again practices armchair psychology. He always finds a way to figure it out and “save the day”. He makes the school psychologist pale by comparison. Must be nice to have the “touch” he has.

My parents never divorced, but if they had, and if I had been in high school, I can’t imagine I would have run to my basketball coach. Why should Gil be among the first to know? It will be fun if it turns out Kaz has known for months. Even more fun if Mrs. Bowen has been fooling around with Wildcat Maris.

Mrs. Bowen works as a loans officer, she has to look that way to discourage potential customers. She likely ‘fixes up’ when she’s off work.

And she probably drinks with that golfer’s mother from last summer’s Gil strip.

She takes the milf out of Milford

…maybe “Tim” can let us know how Marshall Lopat fits into this storyline! Golfer Kenny Lark’s Mom and Parkers Mom are charter members of Milford’s Bitter Spouses Club…..

@ohiobobcatBefore the basketball coach, yes.