Dear Fellow Commenters: In the real world, it’s August 9. School should be out. Gil should be teaching golf students which end of the club to hold. The streets should be filled with deranged former pro wrestlers. And True should be preparing for his long road trip to Winston-Salem by way of Hawaii. BUT IT’S NOT AUGUST 9 IN MILFORD! It’s probably not even 2016! Now I’m no physics professor, but it seems apparent that Boo’s tragic death has somehow slowed down time in Milford. Disconcerting as it may be, if everyone could just please relax and stop pointing it out EVERY SINGLE DAY, I guarantee that the Milfordian time warp will be repaired within the next 2.5 weeks and there will, indeed be football.
Dear Fellow Commenters: In the real world, it’s August 9. School should be out. Gil should be teaching golf students which end of the club to hold. The streets should be filled with deranged former pro wrestlers. And True should be preparing for his long road trip to Winston-Salem by way of Hawaii. BUT IT’S NOT AUGUST 9 IN MILFORD! It’s probably not even 2016! Now I’m no physics professor, but it seems apparent that Boo’s tragic death has somehow slowed down time in Milford. Disconcerting as it may be, if everyone could just please relax and stop pointing it out EVERY SINGLE DAY, I guarantee that the Milfordian time warp will be repaired within the next 2.5 weeks and there will, indeed be football.