Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 02, 2018

What do you all think the Mexican restaurant thinks of all the jumping beans and burritos all over the basketball court?

P1 Is that Marty’s High School Diploma on the wall, I don’t think he went any further than that. P2 Is he wearing a mask, he looks pretty weird. Is that actually his office?? Pretty nice for a hack high school radio jock. P3 Love the plaid sport coat, that guy looks pretty hip while he is listening into the scuttlebutt.

In all reality , the shinning hallway in P 3 shows why Mopman was named yesterday Valley Conference Janitor of the Year again . Kudos and congratulations to you .

One complaint? Milford isn’t exactly up in arms over this.

P2- WDIG. The voice of…….reason?

So she said not to bother calling because nobody of importance was at WDIG at night. So then they call later or in the morning and leave a voice mail for Marty instead of calling one of the executives. Before he even arrived.

Most of the others are cautious…said they didn’t want to get involved in ANY fight against the town drunk. He once told them that they didn’t want to see him when he got angry! We’ll chime in once Gil gets involved (or Mimi – Pedro said she’s effective when she’s angry!)

Marty, you don’t know the half of it. Wayne State University changed their team mascot from a Tartar to a Warrior because they didn’t want to offend any nomadic Mongolians in the Metro Detroit area.

They should have slept on this overnight before calling. I’m certain a strongly worded letter typed and mailed would have met with better results in 2-3 business days.

I like that Marty has a giant Marty billboard right outside his office window.

So what’s the “in” going to be? Little PR flags sewn on their uniforms? Anti-Marty protest signs? Brown lives matter t-shirts?

So when all of this shakes out, sometime in August just before baseball practice starts, what will Marty’s punishment be? That he’ll have to broadcast all of the girls games, too? You’re gonna need a bigger sippy cup, Marty.

I’m finding this Marty Moon too much of a departure from the past. He was always self-serving, but sometimes he could be half-way kind and on occasion was shown as a frenemy with Gil. Until now he was always reasonably intelligent. He knew how to generate good publicity. This Marty Moon has an IQ about half of the usual version.

P1, It’s amazing to me that they have voicemail at WDIG rather than an answering machine.

P2, If you think you have a problem with PC’s now, Marty, just wait until they’re actually invented.

P3, Is the tall dude eavesdropping on the girl’s conversation one of Gil’s players and if not, Gil better sign him up. At least he’d have something besides 4 guards and A Quad.

What year is this strip set in?

Who cares about Jadine. Did WDIG get the restaurant account?

Marty Moon…the Ted Knight of radio.

They’re all gonna’ get Puerto Rican peacocks tattooed on their butts. Then at the end of the first quarter they will ‘moon’ Marty. Viva El Revolución!

Paloma stays up late all weekend making a PR Product map on Construction Paper to use as a teaching aid when she and her two friends upset the entire social order of Milford