Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 14, 2018

Doesn’t Gil have anything else to do but coach these two teacher’s pets? The rest of the kids in the program are getting horribly shortchanged.

Beret dude in the foreground of P3 looks like trouble.

Gil will see them at 18 after he spends the day drinking at 19.

P3- Let’s hope Fabrizio didn’t leave a Plum Hollow going away present in the Gilfather’s SUV.

Wait, so you can cut the corner by hitting it over the creek. But if you play the other side, resulting in a longer shot, you would still hit the same club on your second shot? Have all three of them been drinking?

In all reality , the beret wearing snarky looking youth in P3 will be observed cheating during the round by Gil’s young duffer . Will they report him ,what will happen to him and does anyone care ?

R & W are taking a beautiful opportunity at Milford CC and turning it into a pedestrian short story about nothing….where is John Jawor? Steve Boone? The dysfunctional Lark tribe?Let’s hit the showers and show these boys the meaning of “membership”!

P4: “and you hold the rubber end of the club and hit the ball with the face of the club”

It turns out that the only thing duller than watching other people play golf is watching someone explain to other people how to play golf.

The funny part is that if you look at Gil’s screen, they aren’t even looking at the course. It’s just Gil’s desktop.

This can’t be real. I haven’t seen a baseball cap on backwards yet. These poseurs are all about the chapeaus. Gil never wears headgear because it messes up his perfect hair. I think Gil last played a round in ’08.

No. 14 takes you down the Yellow Brink Road, over the Big Rock Candy Mountain, by the Dark Side of the Moon and finally to Emerald City. Par 5 hole.

P.J. O’Rourke: Golf embodies two great American pastimes; taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.