Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 08, 2021

Well, Kianna, when you wake up from your hypnotic stupor to have racy shots of you posted all over the Internet …

Gee, she’s a lot more “friendly” in P1: Nooooo, silly….giggle…(hand on his chest…)

P1 Thing slowly creeps in to make an attempt to divert this inane story arc from using amateur hymotizement for enhancing performance back to Tevin’s “choking problem” by taking matters into its own hand

“Uh, actually Kianna, I don’t know squat about hypnotism. I tell tense people to relax and they believe they’ve been hypnotized and relax… But you got a real problem, girl, and fake hypnosis won’t cure it. You need be getting more sleep.”

Meanwhile at the Milford PD Cold Case Unit ,Lt Findum announces I’m reopening the Missing Thorp Kids case. In all reality , bring that hypnotist kid Boyd Spiller in, I want him him hypnotize people who provided us with past information . Maybe they have some hidden in the back of their minds and Boyd can bring it out.

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And now Mr. Fonzarelli, er, I mean Kianna, we’d like you to put on these water skis and practice your jumping skills.

P1- A little EES is always a good way to start the week. Session? You just heard Tevan had as session? Hello! That was 2 weeks and a game ago. Cry me a river. Kianna, you will NOT impede the quest for a runner up finish in The Valley.

P2 Tevin: “Spiller is a J@ckass tool, don’t waste your time talking to him, if you need help, call my man, Bobby Howry at the pizza shop, he can hook you up with some awesome placeberol.”

Some of us had better get several buckets of water ready to douse Mopman after he reads today’s strip and spontaneously combusts

Sooooo how do you figure hypmtizement compensates for lack of rest, energy and strength in order to enhance performance Kianna? You’re in for a big fall and serious injury, on the other hand you can sue Guts Spiller for millions for fraud, destroy the football’s team chemistry, shatter (your leg) and any hope for second in the Valley

I’m disappointed Boyd isn’t waving his penlight around.

She must be a witch. Somebody threw water on her dreams & now she’s melting er shrinking

I can see a shattered Doctor/Patient confidentiality agreement in their future. Snarkers will find out,

I refuse to believe that Kianna is on the volleyball team, given that she is so short that she can’t reach up to the top of the net. She would need to stand on a stepladder even to be the libero.

Hope Kianna used that extra hour to sleep that comes along with the end of Daylight Savings Time

If the Volleyball team worm-holed to Milford, OH like the football team appears to have for this story arc, Kianna may have caught a break as the Lady Eagles did not qualify for the state final four scheduled later this week, Kianna would be wise to use the extra time to rest and eat properly to focus on her studies and gymnastics rather than foolishly trying out for the girls basketball team

I WARNED YOU KIANNA! I WAS HOPING YOU WEREN’T THIS STUPID, BUT OF COURSE, YOU ARE! I’M BLOWTOP MAD!!!!!

At first I thought she was flirtingly caressing Tevin’s chest, trying to get a favor. But it’s just Tevin caressing himself. I will give Kianna credit for wanting to keep it quiet. At least she’s aware of how stupid this all is.

And speaking of aware, are you aware that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online?

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/