Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 10, 2021

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    Klubble  almost 3 years ago

    P2: We now know the identify of Fist Pump Man.

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    Charks  almost 3 years ago

    P3: We’ve had a breakthrough here.

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    Gil-doh!  almost 3 years ago

    P1.5 Heather: “You’re a bigger j@ckass tool than Spiller is, Gilpa.”

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    Gil-doh!  almost 3 years ago

    P4 Tevin: “I got something not limp that will make you hungry even after a Bucket Burger and vat ‘o milkshake!”

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    Mr Reality  almost 3 years ago

    In all reality , so ends another football season as we all knew it would. In the alley behind Rocky & Bullwinkle’s Pool Hall the thump thump swish of a basketball can be heard signaling the start of another season.

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    huskiecoach  almost 3 years ago

    Thorp wears blue jeans while coaching games?! How unprofessional.

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    dadjo  almost 3 years ago

    Did Gil get run over by a steam roller in P1? He looks flatter than Kevin Bacon after the stampede at the end of Animal House.

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    Bluedarter  almost 3 years ago

    P3.5: “Is that what you call the waterbed in your van? I’ll check your hip.”

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    Bluedarter  almost 3 years ago

    P2 shows us the last true fan, he was sure it was a championship year. Wistful, hoping the season could continue, knowing that cafeteria clown show was the end, and wishing Vito from Goshen didn’t know his real name. He’s already thinking, maybe double down on a large bet on a basketball championship this season. Get the long odds early and Gil is due for some glory. Our fan will have his analytics people breakdown Gil’s numerous titles over the decades, and also see who HvB puts on the bus from Chicago.

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    chiphilton  almost 3 years ago

    If not limping made me hungry, I would weigh 600 pounds.

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    artegal  almost 3 years ago

    Is it basketball season yet?

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    Irish53  almost 3 years ago

    P 4: “…we need to talk…”

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    Irish53  almost 3 years ago

    P 1.5: “…sugar britches…”

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    hifirick1953  almost 3 years ago

    Shouldn’t it be Ms. No More Crutch??For a second there I thought she had M.S.

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    wmac8898  almost 3 years ago

    Kianna is the new Ken Brown. She’s about to make something happen.

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    bearwku82  almost 3 years ago

    P1- Burn. Not so friendly with the press eh Coach?

    P2- Didn’t know Milford had a Hawaiian kid on the team behind Guts Spiller. Did True take a road trip to recruit him?

    P3- Boyd Spiller may not be able to, but I bet Tevin can make her hunger pangs disappear.

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    Mopman  almost 3 years ago

    Yay, close enough to the fist pumping I predicted two days ago. So did everyone involved with this story forget normal English? “Snot-pound.” “No more Ms. Crutch.” “Not limping makes me hungry.” There have been a lot of dumb sayings over the years in this strip, but that last one is a contender for dumbest ever.

    And speaking of dumbest ever, you never are in danger of raising your IQ when you read Mopped Up Thorp – https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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    Irish53  almost 3 years ago

    P 2: Even Spiller is happy this story is over

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