Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 19, 2022

No, the point is to bring enough hard seltzer for everyone.

I thought the point was to make friends and get a participation ribbon.

What’s with the green dress? St. Pat’s ended two days ago. The other girls have moved on as the Easter Purple Gang. But nice touch in P3 to use the upper corner of the room as a frame.

Please tell me she’s being sarcastic.

Isn’t Cathy supposed to wait to make this speech until they are in the cafeteria and standing on someone’s lunch?

P1- Stats of Cathy’s shooting woes are updated on her locker. Finger pointing ensues.

Looks like Cressa is going to wear her uniform home.

Why is Cressa the only player still in her uniform?

And RW’s wardrobe changes are killing me. Cressa goes from black with white trim and headband to black with red trim and headband. Cathy goes from green pants and blouse to a green dress . Is his job really that difficult ?

“Winning? Really? Because Pranit said that the point is to beat the spread.”

The true Captain of the team speaks!

P3: The mayor gets suspended for a butter, er, kitchen knife in his backpack, but that girl’s allowed to wield a meat cleaver? At least it’s not in the boys’ locker room,

P 2.5: I’ll be glad when they make some changes and move on to another story

I like how everybody is just staring at her. “What are you babbling about?” Nobody here is complaining except crabby Cressa who has a bug up her ass about Hollis’ position change for no logical reason as it doesn’t affect her playing time at all. And speaking of logical reasons, you don’t need one to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

I thought the whole point of HS sports was to be the star so they can brag about how great they are and collect a posse(aka sycophants) to bully and harass everyone they dislike

In all reality , for all that are interested Pandora has a perfect bracket sheet going into today’s games .

I’ll have to update my monitor. On my computer her clothes are more blue or teal than green

Today’s kumbya moment is brought to you by the good folks at Glee depilatory wax strips.

Real question: In amateur team sports, would you rather have played a lot on a losing/mediocre team or sat on a winning team? For me, other than playoffs (aka “playdowns”), where winning had added significance, I’d much rather play a lot than win, though obviously I was trying to win when I played. (There’s no “I” in “team” but there is in “Bitsy”)

P3- So lets all wear purple…..Oh, wait….never mind.

I love you man, but you’re not getting my Hoo Hard Seltzer!

If Cathy was on the football team, she would be wearing a baseball cap and holding a clipboard