Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 26, 2022

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    Jusbcuz  almost 2 years ago

    So “Part One” is done? All we get is the VT coach being an egotistical blowhard on TV with some pontificating from Gil? After six months, that’s it??

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    Charks  almost 2 years ago

    P3: “Topsy … Part 2”. Thanks for the stocking stuffer; can’t wait to open it.

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    Ichabod Ferguson  almost 2 years ago

    Thorp and Martinez have a mano-a-mano wrestling match to raise funds for their respective teams. The loser has to shave their head.

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    dadjo  almost 2 years ago

    It’s basketball season? Already? We haven’t been introduced to the latest transfer student with accompanying social adjustment issues yet. What are the chances we’ll see actual games before Grandma assumes room temperature? I need to check with Vito on that one.

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    Caldonia  almost 2 years ago

    You know, Solitaire’s the only game in town.

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    ranelson43  almost 2 years ago

    Kuttin’ Caz

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    Trespassers W  almost 2 years ago

    “Pity about the budget cuts, but we have no choice but to let a few teachers go so that we can play basketball…”

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    chiphilton  almost 2 years ago

    All they need to do is wash 10,000 cars at 10 bucks apiece.

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    Irish53  almost 2 years ago

    P 1.5: “… from now on, you are actually gonna have to some work around here… we can’t keep Bob or any of your former student assistants on the payroll, even though they’re the ones doing all the work…. Geez, I hate that you’re tenured….”

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    bearwku82  almost 2 years ago

    P1- Dr. Pearl shoots premixed Old Fashion from that fake corsage into Gil’s pie hole when he gives her the response she is seeking. Thorp is Milford’s Pavlov’s dog.

    Marty looks through the door window seeing this wonderful contraption and begins to perspire. Heavily.

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    Mopman  almost 2 years ago

    P4 – “Well, I guess we eliminate a couple girls sports. Mimi won’t even notice, she’s getting ready to go on the WPGA Tour anyway.” And speaking of notice, here’s notice that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is now online.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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    Mr Reality  almost 2 years ago

    Oh Gil, In all reality , there’s a strong possibility that you will be doing janitorial tasks during your free periods and your wife will be let go as a coach . We have Woke Mom who was an All Big Ten basketball player volunteer to coach our girls team. She’s probably forgotend more basketball than your wife ever knew. Want me to tell Mimi that there’s a part time opening a lunchroom lady ?

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    Twainrdr  almost 2 years ago

    P-1: Dr. Pearl applies pressure, Gil submits.

    P-2: Gil has to pay for the room, from now on, no more Dept. Credit Card.

    P-3: Dr. Pearl, the only game in town.

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    metals24  almost 2 years ago

    They could save a bundle if they move Gil out of that palatial office.

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    hifirick1953  almost 2 years ago

    Dr. Pearl visits the Gilfather

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    Guy Steele Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    If sports is getting budget cuts, that means the music and art departments already got completely axed. :-( :-( :-( Alas.

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