Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 09, 2023

I like the Pac-Man laptop.

Gil has a new cup from the gastrointestinal ward.

P4 “If not, they will be. The yard. Is that what they call it at Valley Modified, Marty?”

“Now you’ll have to pay me for the pictures of Mimi with her schwinggg coach and beverage cart girl in Tucson…”

P 3.5 (Gil): “… who’s idea do you think this was Marty?… two thirds of the three stooges here?…well it’s mine…”

Marty the Narco

What ‘yard’?

Don’t be fooled. Moon Pie is getting a serious jolly sharing the results of his expose. Let’s dig into it.

Gil seethes as he gets proof that these kids are selling on his territory without him getting his cut!

Marty really should get a second job as a photographer. To be able to print out close up pictures he took with his phone from across the parking lot shows some talent.

In all reality , they’re selling it the Yard right under the Screws noises Gil !

Marty works for the school ? How can there be budget problems if a full grown man is a full time announcer at a high school

P 4 (Gil): “…um, Marty?…you know that thems boys are minors, right?…what other kinds of pictures of them did you take and then print out?…”

From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:

You have to respect Marty Moon: he could’ve just texted Gil those pics he took of the Mudlarks doing vape crime (the dorkiest kind of crime there is), but he went to the trouble of getting them printed out so he could flash them in Gil’s face in person before throwing them down on his desk. This is just proof that you don’t spend a lifetime covering high school sports without learning a little something about drama.

Marty knows that Gil abhors modern technology, so instead of just showing him the pictures on his phone, he took the time to download them to a flash drive, take it to the local drug store, and have them developed. And speaking of developing, word is that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is developing into a comic classic.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2023/06/09/hes-out-again/

“The Yard” being Milford prison?

P4: Gil: "Speaking of yard, did you know that “Milkshake” singer Kelis is dating Bill Murray? I’ve never heard of either, but that’s weirder than most of our plot lines!"

“Marty, you know that this office is on the seventh floor and that we need additional revenue to pay for it. But did you also know that an accidental fall from the seventh floor would be almost imposible to survive?”

The betting window is open. Current lines:

ToBe and Pal get kicked off the team: 15-1

ToBe and Pal get a lame one game suspension: 4-1

ToBe and Pal get no punishment because Pearl owes Gil again: 6-1

Someone other than Gil handles the problem: 2-1

Holy crap! This scandal keeps growing. It’s not only the kids. I wonder if this is the same gas station that was involved with that slip and fall lawsuit many years ago that Knox Foley screwed up?

https://sports.yahoo.com/milford-store-owner-charged-selling-094104330.html