Gil’s just p*ssed because he knows he could have had all the kids in juvie sent to his southeast asian sweatshop for their summer vacations and raking in even bigger profits on “State Champion Gil Thorp” merchandise, instead of being Rod Hardwood’s useful stooge.
P2- Gil acts like he’s been chumped. This was a Milford Youth Detention Center fundraiser. Shouldn’t he be upset with Coach Meat who’s got to be making more $$$ than he ever made at MHS?
“It’s okay Coach, Mr. Vito said a vape hustle in a college town is a goldmine. This juvie time has really paid off for me. I’m getting I GOT PAID tattooed on my back and I’m joining the Butterknife Boys badass gang.”
P1 – Warden Rhinestone Cowboy: “Geez! Why are you recording this on your phone and could you maybe keep it more than 6” away from my face?"
P2 – Gil finally comes to after being motionless for a quarter and a half.
P3 – “Hopefully they can use some of that money to install air conditioning? I feel like I’m the Wicked Witch of the West. I’m melting, melting!”
And speaking of melting, if the summer heat makes it feel like you’re melting, head on over to Mopped Up Thorp for some cool humor: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2023/08/01/gil-gets-motivated/
I remember when the NCAA were going to allow college players to leave early in football and basketball, and then to get paid in some manner. The hue and cries from those staunch supporters of big college teams were deafening. “They get an education! (right, graduation rates were not good and classes taken by athletes were watered down)”. Also heard was, “They’re going to destroy college sports!”. Alas, it’s good that young men and women are allowed to benefit somewhat from their toil and sweat while billions are earned from these benevolent university.
hifirick1953 11 months ago
Like Tobe is going to play in college.
Al Fresco 11 months ago
Good athletes can be bought. Where’s the honor in tharT?
Jusbcuz 11 months ago
So it’s not a good cause?
Charks 11 months ago
P4: Where’s my NIL deal?
Gil-doh! 11 months ago
Todd, you sap!
Gil-doh! 11 months ago
Gil’s just p*ssed because he knows he could have had all the kids in juvie sent to his southeast asian sweatshop for their summer vacations and raking in even bigger profits on “State Champion Gil Thorp” merchandise, instead of being Rod Hardwood’s useful stooge.
LawrenceS 11 months ago
Gil is upset because they’re raising money for the victims of crime? Is he a Republican and believes any money raised should go to pay 45’s lawyers?
jslabotnik 11 months ago
I had no idea they were going to profit off you kids… and I wouldn’t get a cut
tractorguy99 11 months ago
“Judge, I know you and Luke are behind this.”
bearwku82 11 months ago
P2- Gil acts like he’s been chumped. This was a Milford Youth Detention Center fundraiser. Shouldn’t he be upset with Coach Meat who’s got to be making more $$$ than he ever made at MHS?
MailbuEd 11 months ago
$150K raised? Seriously? $150.00 I’d buy. Small town. Streamed on YouTube. You’d be lucky to get $15.
artegal 11 months ago
Didn’t we have a Lift-a-Thon a couple of months ago to raise money for Milford schools? Can’t say I see the distinction.
James St. John Smythe 11 months ago
The score is 8/1? Are they playing CFL rules? Was that a rouge from a kickoff, punt or simply a missed field goal?
pategar 11 months ago
$150,000 could pay for a month’s debt service on the arena.
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham 11 months ago
Wait, what? People other than athletes profit from sports??
hifirick1953 11 months ago
Todd in CC must be loaded to donate a $150K.
Irish53 11 months ago
So now that the “troubled youth” get their restitution paid off, are they free to go back out and commit more crimes with a clean slate?
Bluedarter 11 months ago
“It’s okay Coach, Mr. Vito said a vape hustle in a college town is a goldmine. This juvie time has really paid off for me. I’m getting I GOT PAID tattooed on my back and I’m joining the Butterknife Boys badass gang.”
Mopman 11 months ago
P1 – Warden Rhinestone Cowboy: “Geez! Why are you recording this on your phone and could you maybe keep it more than 6” away from my face?"
P2 – Gil finally comes to after being motionless for a quarter and a half.
P3 – “Hopefully they can use some of that money to install air conditioning? I feel like I’m the Wicked Witch of the West. I’m melting, melting!”
And speaking of melting, if the summer heat makes it feel like you’re melting, head on over to Mopped Up Thorp for some cool humor: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2023/08/01/gil-gets-motivated/
tdrewhardin 11 months ago
WOW!!!!! Good to see Ernest Tubb donating his time for a worthy-Oops!!!!!! That’s Gil. Never mind.
Klubble 11 months ago
P3: One of BHHL’s players watches Gil highlights on his phone just to p!ss BHHL off.
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham 11 months ago
Well, this is probably the only state-of-the-art juvie sports complex without a Jumbotron…
gmu328 11 months ago
I remember when the NCAA were going to allow college players to leave early in football and basketball, and then to get paid in some manner. The hue and cries from those staunch supporters of big college teams were deafening. “They get an education! (right, graduation rates were not good and classes taken by athletes were watered down)”. Also heard was, “They’re going to destroy college sports!”. Alas, it’s good that young men and women are allowed to benefit somewhat from their toil and sweat while billions are earned from these benevolent university.