Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 29, 2024

CONGRATS ON THE DIVORCE

P4: Car making three wheel turn into parking lot, undetermined denominations of US currency blowing out the open windows. Sign in background, “Keepers Gentlemen’s Club”.

P3: Cami serves as Gil’s lawyer.

P3: Gil visits Goldmember’s secret office.

E(MeMe)ly has gotten what she wants. The question now becomes, how long before Ericka gives her the shaft?

Gil divorced? No way. Jack Berrill is moaning in his grave.

Where’s Meemaw? One would have thought she wouldn’t missed the signing of the papers, even if they had to prop her cold, dead body up in the corner of the room.

bi bi Em

They are selling him the big G from their wall?

Looks more like Goldman and associates jail

Looks like Gil get’s to keep the big hand.

Good thing for Gilpa that Gil Thorp State Championship Merchandise, Inc., has a creative accountant. When Ericka finds out it’s just the alimony from a high school teacher’ salary, she’ll break it off faster than Pedro’s knee

And so the long, sad, detailed, clear, specific, thorough, obvious, informative, easy to follow and well-written saga of Gil’s divorce – that covered a total of what, 5 strips over the past year and a half? – is over.

This is a tough morning for Lions fans and Gil Thorp fans…if there are any left.

What? HVB and Knox Foley were not available? Gil is stuck being represented by a Cami look a like who stole Dr. Pearl’s water squirting flower?

Put a fork in Gil. And, in this strip. And, in me. All done.

P2 and P3: Let’s work on the other plot lines now, shall we?

P 3 (Gil): “..We are…and good riddance…”

Sad HRAAAKK.

In all reality, It’s not over until we say it’s over. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ?

Let’s help Henry out with suggestions for new story lines . In all reality, I think Gil should be the next Golden Bachelor !

why does everyone think this is the divorce papers ? maybe gil is letting rex morgan md adopt jamie and keri is gonna go live with hi and lois chip would enjoy that

whigham cant draw doves flying by windows like june brigman HAHA

thats it gil go home and take a nap

Tomorrow: More of Luke’s zany shenanigans

P1- Why is there a vulture circling above this office?

P2- “No, not there. Sign on the line.”

P3- “We are…..the Mudlarks…..We are…..the Mudlarks….”

Vito from Goshen congratulates all those who collected their winnings on the Death or Divorce First wager- from months ago! Meemaw was not going out before Bad Gil signed the papers. Em will collect her alimony check, go home and pull the plug and wave goodby to Meemaw, and get nine holes of golf in.

OK, so one lawyer each and a spare lawyer to mediate conversations between the lawyers? Or to order lunch? Either way, more billable hours, so I get why the law firm wants it this way.

I’m waiting, Gil…

OMG! Another storyline?! Jesus H. American Christ! This guy can’t keep his head on straight! Amirite, fellas?!

Who’s the lady in green? It can’t be Mimi, she doesn’t look like a high school student. In fact everybody in that panel looks hastily drawn. But that hand in P2! Whig must have spent 8 hours on that alone. And speaking of alone, don’t be all alone in the group of people that don’t read Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2024/01/29/still-got-some-bugs/

Heard in the Thorp neighborhood

“Is that Pink Floyd’s ‘Ummagumma’ emanating out of the Thorp household?”

“I don’t believe so. That’s just Mimi and Ericka enjoying each other’s company.”

HB,or is it RWyou’re killing me with your “I got no clue how this works in the real world” script/animation. You got one too many suits in the picture, for starters. Gil has a lawyer; Mimi, too. Who’s the third wheel ?And you never, ever (is that Taylor Swift in the background ?) sign divorce papers in a group meeting. I know. I handled hundreds of divorces earlier in my career. By this time both parties can’t stand being in the same room without name-calling, overt threats, fist-fights, you name it.

The other person is probably a Notary