Twinkle twinkle little superstar. Gil must be sooo proud of his daughter, reading this exciting story as Beth serves breakfast in bed. Wait. The COTY and athletic director didn’t ATTEND the game. No telling where Keri’s mother may be. Oh well, off to MCC to waste 2 months of doing little of nothing and abandoning children on the driving range.
Somewhere in a deep dark jungle in southeast asia, the phones are ringing off the hooks as orders for “State Champion Cami Toe” hats, t shirts, hoodies, caps, mugs, rally hippos and other memorabilia pours in. Ahhhh the pretty smell of success.
Sigh. Of course that TING topped pitch won the game. I’ll just have to assume it was a lame roller that the pitcher chucked into right field, and then the right fielder chucked it wild to third, etc. And another State Title. After one game???? The start of this game was introduced as the start of the tournament for Milford. Unless they had a bye, this means only two teams quailified? Both from the same league? It’s okay to play a team we’ve never heard of. And it’s okay to win a playoff game and then lose the next one. It doesn’t always have to be one game for the title. And speaking of one, if there’s one thing you should do it’s read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
Klubble 14 days ago
Another state tourney? Oy…
Klubble 14 days ago
“Wolfe packs the win”? That’s truly awful.
That kid with Marfan 14 days ago
Wait… the tournament was one game? ONE GAME?
kdizzle 14 days ago
I’m sure even Cardi B would be surprised at the amount of WAP in this strip.
VegaAlopex 14 days ago
They still deliver newspapers?
tractorguy99 14 days ago
I knew it was a TANG!
Charks 14 days ago
Do they have a junior varsity state tournament?
jslabotnik 14 days ago
“All concerned parties agreed. Dorothy Wolfe was the prettiest smelling MVP in tournament history.”
Irish53 14 days ago
P 2: after a night of action with her wife, Commie Toe looks around cautiously to make sure her neighbors don’t see her in her nightie
Irish53 14 days ago
And P3: was there ever any doubt? Milford has so many state titles since 2022, that I’ve lost count.
bearwku82 14 days ago
Twinkle twinkle little superstar. Gil must be sooo proud of his daughter, reading this exciting story as Beth serves breakfast in bed. Wait. The COTY and athletic director didn’t ATTEND the game. No telling where Keri’s mother may be. Oh well, off to MCC to waste 2 months of doing little of nothing and abandoning children on the driving range.
Irish53 14 days ago
Uhh huh huhh….’packs’…. Uh huh huh
Little Blue Bicycle 14 days ago
Give credit to Dottie, four runs on an obvious ground ball is impressive.
KazDojo 13 days ago
Good arm on the papergirl. I hear she may be going pro.
James St. John Smythe 13 days ago
That’s great news for those of us that didn’t try and beat the six vehicle rush out of the parking lot. When’s the parade?
lemonbaskt 13 days ago
what did cami leave game early for chicken and waffles and the paper will tell her the result ?
lemonbaskt 13 days ago
ace reporter paul finlay should knock on camis door and ask whatever happen to hockey team
lemonbaskt 13 days ago
the one and only grand slam TING !!!!!
Gil-doh! 13 days ago
Somewhere in a deep dark jungle in southeast asia, the phones are ringing off the hooks as orders for “State Champion Cami Toe” hats, t shirts, hoodies, caps, mugs, rally hippos and other memorabilia pours in. Ahhhh the pretty smell of success.
Twainrdr 13 days ago
and all because they had a talk.
Twainrdr 13 days ago
I almost missed the newspaper hitting the door with a “WAP”. Next year’s second basethey.
John543 13 days ago
Headline below the fold: “Every Other High School Athletic Department in the State Shut Down; Directors Claim ’What’s the Point?”
ComicsLover1965 13 days ago
Wait a minute, that was the state final?
ComicsLover1965 13 days ago
Does this mean we start the “new chapter” on Monday at the CotY ceremony? Could we see “Chapter 4 – Henry is Fired and a Real Writer Gets the Job”?
Mopman 13 days ago
Sigh. Of course that TING topped pitch won the game. I’ll just have to assume it was a lame roller that the pitcher chucked into right field, and then the right fielder chucked it wild to third, etc. And another State Title. After one game???? The start of this game was introduced as the start of the tournament for Milford. Unless they had a bye, this means only two teams quailified? Both from the same league? It’s okay to play a team we’ve never heard of. And it’s okay to win a playoff game and then lose the next one. It doesn’t always have to be one game for the title. And speaking of one, if there’s one thing you should do it’s read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
moppedupthorp wordpress com/2024/06/22/does-he-ever-even-sleep/
Richard Jenkins Premium Member 13 days ago
Obviously a nod to the NC State Wolfpack.
hifirick1953 13 days ago
What does this have to do with Gil?? It is his name in the strip.
hifirick1953 13 days ago
I forget what was this chapter called?? Misdirect??
Goshen 11 days ago
State champions!