Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 29, 2024

Gil’s plane may be at cruising altitude but his eyes say he’s coming in for a landing.

No longer a sports strip. Just a soap opera.

Enjoyed the Gil and Beth romance. Its great Gil had found a true love. Specially after mIMI traded sides. Then left him with peenut and that tnurd Jami. Surely there not going to write Beth off. This comic I feel is better off with these romance stories of Gil and Beth.

“GTA”? “WTF” is that? Grand Theft Auto?

In all reality , I can’t wait until I never hear from those ungrateful brats again .

“Now we just need to dump the bodies in the ocean and we’ll be all set!”

Imagine being a high school athletic director in your mid eighties, single parent with two children with abandonment issues due to their mother leaving for a woman. You must own stock in Geritol because you have a barmaid girlfriend who cracks your back on a daily basis and a beautiful blond twenty something co pilot with daddy issues. The world is your oyster Gilfather.

Gil: “Why do my kids want to spend time with me? Can’t they just be seen and not heard?”

Fewdonlikacheerwhnchagosummersels?

Days later: "Gil, we need to talk about your expense account. You flew a private charter on a family vacation, using school funds? Don’t stare at me like that, someone reported you to school management.”

While the Thorpulas d!cked around at Comic-Con, Hilary dipped across the border to Tijuana to arrange a delivery with her associates. Airplane fuel ain’t cheap!

You should have taken the kids on the freighter tour and lost them in the container maze, Gil.

Good idea here- Now that the kids have been given chloroform, drop them off at the sweatshop in the unnamed country Gil is flying to.

P4: “And then it will be just you, Beth, and me, bay bay!”

P 3 (pilot): …and I paid for college by working in p0rn0 movies and a having a MyFans page…it’s amazing what guys will pay big dollars to watch me do…"

P-1: Hillary notices they’re out of gas, and then changes the subject.

P-2: After hearing their father’s pickup lines, both kids fall directly into REM.

P-2 con’t.: Here’s a list of reasons you don’t want to get involved with my life.

P-3: I don’t know about Gil, but the rest of us will enjoy it when we never hear from them.

wheres luke jr sleeping on the wing ?

thanks for putting me up in a suite gil i hooked up with this guy in a dragon costume who wouldnt fit in a regular room

looks like the summer of jami is over see ya on halloween

Most veteran pilots strap in all through the flight, especially as passengers. Those kids will be all over the cockpit the way Gil’s flying.

I believe Milford is in the Northeast. How many times does this plane need to refuel to get to San Diego and back? A commercial flight has to be much, much cheaper.

P1- “Gil, you don’t really have to fly around the clouds.”

P2- Pedro told Luke Jr how to make Keri moan.

P3- (Gil): “They’ll be out for about an hour and I switched on the auto-pilot. Let’s go Bay Bay!”

Red Eye for Gil

P4: “Oh, and Hillary, thank you for sleeping in the plane last night after flying down with us and then waiting while we had fun.” And speaking of waiting, your waiting for today’s Mopped Up Thorp is over.

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im still obsessed with guy in dragon costume henry missed out big time could have got all the hobbit nerds here

With both children asleep, Is Gil going to try for the 30,000 feet club?

Gillroy was here.

That’s from Thin Lines.