At least we now know what school Coach Nonads works for. Oh, and another day of splendid dialogue by the writer. Keep it up! Those readership nunbers are sure to go stratospheric.
Greetings from Milford, OH where the Eagles clashed with the Edgewood Cougars last night and crunched them 33-3 in the football season opening game. I was going to make a joke or two about MILF’s being superior to cougars, but let’s keep it clean since this comment relates to real people.
P-1: The Goshen Cheerleaders practice extra hard this year.
P-2: This is a hard cell to decipher. Is it “fweet again” as a comment? or fweet, again as a command? or is it “fweet" again” as a substitute for naughty word?
P-3: As the Crunch turns to Clash, why is there a QB in the coach’s sunglasses, for a blocking sled exercise?
Vito from Goshen noticed in Coach No Eyes’ resume he was formerly the ‘walking boss’ in Cool Hand Luke. P1: “Blockin’ over here, Boss. Don’t put me in the box!” Coach No Eyes sees everything.
Today’s Goshen practice is being brought to you by Nestle’s Crunch and The Clash. And speaking of brought to you by, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is brought to you by Train Wreck Beer. Have one or fourteen today. (Sorry crettawva for stealing your bit.)
LawrenceS 26 days ago
Different rival coach this story arc, apparently… When there is story.
That kid with Marfan 26 days ago
P1 and P3: “I am Elmer J Fudd, Millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.”
Charks 26 days ago
Let’s meet our next guest …
Ichabod Ferguson 26 days ago
Theodore! Stop Mincing!
Mr Reality 26 days ago
In all reality, while other teams are hard at work in the waning days of summer, Milfordians wonder when is our team going to start it’s practice.
Ignatz Premium Member 26 days ago
This is very exciting.
Little Blue Bicycle 26 days ago
P3: I never guessed that the next celebrity guests might be The Clash.
Jacob Mattingly 26 days ago
YESSSSS. Now he’s truly ascended to goofy arch enemy status. The kreese to gils miyagi who also looks like duke nukem for some reason
Irish53 26 days ago
Is Gil pulling a Belichek and spying on the competition? Nah…..that might involve some effort
rpaul33 26 days ago
At least we now know what school Coach Nonads works for. Oh, and another day of splendid dialogue by the writer. Keep it up! Those readership nunbers are sure to go stratospheric.
mstgator 26 days ago
If the fweet don’t like it
Crunch the Goshen
Crunch the Goshen
tractorguy99 26 days ago
Sorry Perm. This ain’t the 1980 Winter Olympics and you’re not Herb Brooks.
noah3489 26 days ago
crunch,clash?….hardass coach with small peepee
James St. John Smythe 26 days ago
Eleven months to go and the race for the Most Improved Coach in the conference is heating up. Will we check in on Tilden next?
mgbbobby 26 days ago
This strip has gone in the TOILET
Gil-doh! 26 days ago
Greetings from Milford, OH where the Eagles clashed with the Edgewood Cougars last night and crunched them 33-3 in the football season opening game. I was going to make a joke or two about MILF’s being superior to cougars, but let’s keep it clean since this comment relates to real people.
bearwku82 26 days ago
Coach Perm makes Lane Kiffin look tough.
jimvielbig 26 days ago
“Fweet” and “Clash”? HUH???
lemonbaskt 26 days ago
meanwhile torch and oscar capps work on the statue of liberty play
lemonbaskt 26 days ago
keri feeling guilty for not bringing jami to wrestling buys him a pat patterson action figure on ebay
lemonbaskt 26 days ago
coach toe trying to convince dr pearl to have a girl field hockey team this year shes watched two youtube vidieos so she knows what shes doing
Lord Flatulence Premium Member 26 days ago
Clash of the Whitans.
Twainrdr 26 days ago
P-1: The Goshen Cheerleaders practice extra hard this year.
P-2: This is a hard cell to decipher. Is it “fweet again” as a comment? or fweet, again as a command? or is it “fweet" again” as a substitute for naughty word?
P-3: As the Crunch turns to Clash, why is there a QB in the coach’s sunglasses, for a blocking sled exercise?
Bluedarter 26 days ago
Vito from Goshen noticed in Coach No Eyes’ resume he was formerly the ‘walking boss’ in Cool Hand Luke. P1: “Blockin’ over here, Boss. Don’t put me in the box!” Coach No Eyes sees everything.
Need coffee 26 days ago
P3: Must be hard for the Goshen QB to throw a football with a hook hand.
Mopman 26 days ago
Today’s Goshen practice is being brought to you by Nestle’s Crunch and The Clash. And speaking of brought to you by, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is brought to you by Train Wreck Beer. Have one or fourteen today. (Sorry crettawva for stealing your bit.)
moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2024/08/24/goshen-students-arent-smart-either/
Mopman 26 days ago
The kid reflected in the glasses. What in the world is he doing? Wrong answers only.
Actually, I don’t think any answer could be wrong.
metals24 25 days ago
Does Martin play football too! Uh- oh!
tomcervo 25 days ago
“Crunch! Fweet! Clash!”Holy two-a-days, Batman!
Goshen 24 days ago
Go Redhawks!