Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for December 18, 2020

It enhances “bytes” per loaves.

So you can get crispy toast that is still moist on the inside. And toast your bagels and your bread based on the type of bread and such.

And I bet it still burns the toast!

Shoe likes it when it flies on her plate.

Smartphone -seven million times more than that of the guidance computer.

It was more basic than the electronics in modern toasters that have computer-controlled stop/start/defrost buttons.

I remember when computers using 286 chips were top of the line. Now those chips are used in microwave ovens.

So that in 6 months the electronics industry can scam you into buying a new one with all the latest features you don’t want anyway.

I am not sold on IoT (Internet of Things). Nobody really needs an oven than can be hacked remotely and burn down your house. I’m a computer programmer, not a Luddite. Security on mass-produced IoT consumer goods is generally laughable.

Yeah. I was that man. Oh, Neil helped too. And Mike made sure we got home.