Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for May 20, 2023

No “separation” anxiety from these cretins.

And a dead body doesn’t decompose — it’s “uncreated.”

I’m trying to un-read this one!

Corporate always finds new ways to avoid unemplyment costs.

At GE I was “made available”.

Released back into the opportunity pool.

Unfortunately, I retired then got re-hired.

It’s the new definition to try to circumvent unemployment.

You don’t need a new wardrobe, but you are being downsized.

The good news is you can work from home now all you want.

Is that like being unhinged?…

“Mandatory exploration of other opportunities.”